He was once a little green ball of clay
Let’s see what we can mold him into today
He’ll care about others, whether orange, blue, or brown
Like those blockheads Trump and Hillary
What a couple of clowns!
He won’t make them leave town
Though they’re dragging us down
With their lies and rhetoric
Like the electoral process has been thwarted
While poor Pokey’s worried about being deported
Though the outcome remains to be seen
For this November 2016
One thing’s for certain: it’s not easy being green
Whether female, Jewish, or mean
Kenneth is an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a comforter holding a cat. His blood type? A+. Personality type? Oh, negative.