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Sheriff Snaza was eaten by a bear
I should know: I was there.
Seeing the Spreader, the bear was intent on this task
And, responsible. Unlike Snaza, the bear wore a mask.
Was the bear simply in need of a meal
or was it about some other deal?
Snaza is like his brother down in Lewis county
Perhaps the bear was just collecting a bounty?
Then again we all know Snaza overspent
a half a million that he claims “just went.”
The Commissioners let his crime slide,
but the bear may have been taking the taxpayers’ side.
Or, maybe it was Snaza’s choice of a quiet residential street
As a place for his SWAT team to deploy their heat.
The notice read: Don’t be alarmed. It’s just a boom you’ll hear
But the bear wasn’t afraid of Snaza’s gear.
Sheriff Snaza was eaten by a bear
I should know: I was there.
Along with 100 neighbors at the station
We gave the bear a standing ovation.

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